Re: If you could be with Sum 41 for one day...
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:46 pm
Get drunk.
From beginning to end:
-Wake up in a room with them, we all have waffles, Deryck drinks Jack.
-I spend the morning asking Deryck about his creative process, maybe write a song or two with him
-Spend the afternoon jamming with them. They like that I know so many songs they don't normally play, and ask me to play a few songs with them at whatever concert is that night (fuck you, my fantasy, my rules)
-I get up there for Angels, Noots, I'm Not the One, and Thanks For Nothing (Stevo actually sings this time and Deryck DOESN'T fuck it up), in place of Pieces, Walking Disaster, My Direction, and In Too Deep.
-I whisper something at Deryck, who proceeds to hand his guitar to Tom, who then plays a few Gob songs for the encore (Bones, We're All Dying, Prescription)
-After the concert, I watch the whole damn thing on youtube with them, make fun of Deryck for being so wasted
-Get signatures, pictures, and to end the night Deryck gives me full access to the Sum vault, where I proceed to gorge myself on b-sides and demos
-I go home, masturbate to the memory of such an epic night, and then kill myself, knowing nothing else in my life will ever measure up.