Normally, when I meet people in real life, my introductions consist of an awkward hello followed by a highly inappropriate comment that causes more tension than it resolves.
So, staying true to form...
Hi, my name is Dan and I’m a british wanna-be screenwriter. Screenwriting is an awesome occupation but working from home does lead to an unnatural amount of masturbation...
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Anywho...
I’m a long time lurker of these boards and decided with a new album on the way I’d finally sign up, can’t predict how much I will or won’t post, but thought I would say hi anyway.
The awkward hello...
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Hi, welcome to TNS!
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Awesome introduction!
Welcome to TNS!
Welcome to TNS!
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Re: The awkward hello...
Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Welcome to TNS!
When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.
When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.
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yeah, I totally know that, then when I meet that person after a few minutes I'm thinking pretty long time "what the fuck was his/her name?!" with no answer from my brain.FuckT41182 wrote:Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
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yeah,that happens to everyone and everytime ...one night I called one girl 5 different names and I just never got the right one XDgejmik wrote:yeah, I totally know that, then when I meet that person after a few minutes I'm thinking pretty long time "what the fuck was his/her name?!" with no answer from my brain.FuckT41182 wrote:Welcome ! when somebody is introducted to me,I never listen to his name XD we just shake hands and after a few minutes I don't know his name XD
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
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Thanks for all the welcomes.
I'm terrible with names too, just do what I do and just pretend it's because they are forgettable rather than admitting that you are forgetful.
I'm terrible with names too, just do what I do and just pretend it's because they are forgettable rather than admitting that you are forgetful.
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Welcome!!
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The awkward hello...
Welcome to TNS! I'm glad you finally decided to join! I'm sure you already know Bobbyjames/Ari Gold... Self-proclaimed forum cock nosher?
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Welcome!
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
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Bravo, best intro ever.sir_dandan wrote: Hi, my name is Dan and I’m a british wanna-be screenwriter. Screenwriting is an awesome occupation but working from home does lead to an unnatural amount of masturbation...
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Welcome
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very off-topic, but HOW'S THE HEAT's BIG 3 WORKING OUT FOR YOU :3 just thought i'd rub it in.bizzyd53 wrote:Welcome to TNS!
When I meet someone and it gets awkward, I leave midway through sentence. You should try it.
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hellllllooooooooooo and weeeeeeelcooooooooome
I always talk like that with new people. I have SO many friends.
I always talk like that with new people. I have SO many friends.
SARAH IS MY WIFE. DEAL WITH IT.
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