The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams
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I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
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thats why hoes suck broDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
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Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in mecladam41 wrote:thats why hoes suck broDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
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Well make her interestedDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in mecladam41 wrote:thats why hoes suck broDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
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That is what I've been trying to do for the past year orHugoDisasters wrote:Well make her interestedDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in mecladam41 wrote:thats why hoes suck broDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
so. She is very innocent and all so I don't quite know what to do to make her want to be more than friends (that being said, I wouldn't have a clue anyway). She liked my friend for a while and I think she still does but he is going out with someone now so that is no longer a problem, but there are a couple more people interested in her and that poses another problem.
Not to sound Bain or anything, but I'm funny, not bad looking, I have a sexyful body and today my friend told me I have an eight pack (I didn't know these existed before today but there you go), I've never been nasty to anyone and am a lovely person, and I don't do this whole 'i am so great, heres whats great about me' thing ever, it's just now, but for some reason girls seem either repulsed by me/the idea of doing anything with me or just want to be friends. The only reasons I have ever done anything with a girl are alcohol, dares and pity but apart from that everything is totally great :D
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams
Oh how this reaks of my putrid history with girls. Tis the hardest thing to love/like someone and them not to feel the same way.
Fuck her in the butt?
Fuck her in the butt?
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Damn I was hammered tonite. And still am. Before I go throw up, I just wanted to say that I love you Jeremy! You're my idol for drunk-tweets/posts!
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams
Dude this was like the most topic when I got back I was like typical Saturday night on TNS!!
Jesus said "I will come", and the chick he was bangin got on her knees!
Jesus said "I will come", and the chick he was bangin got on her knees!
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Hmm, £1.50 drinks all night and I somehow spent £140. This is not good.
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That's insane!Boni Boy Blue wrote:Hmm, £1.50 drinks all night and I somehow spent £140. This is not good.
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Oh Tomi. <3TomiT14 wrote:Damn I was hammered tonite. And still am. Before I go throw up, I just wanted to say that I love you Jeremy! You're my idol for drunk-tweets/posts!
I saw some of those tweets! I'm proud of ya!
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My drunk texts keep getting worse these days.
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alright drunkself why is there so much mud on my converse and jeans?the fuck did you do this time ? i know it was fun
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I haz been drinking. I do enjoy girl scout cookies they are very delish.
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The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams
Eating at this pizza place at 2am and this drunk 18 year old kid come to talk to my friends and I. I can't remember the conversation exactly, but he said one thing that was really weird...
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Dude...hi TNS! I wish I could tag people like on facebook. Boni, Cladam41, MrPoopFarts69, hahahahahaha thats all I remember. I mixed vodka with hot cider, is that gross? If it is..."ewwww" if it aint..."yum!!"
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sumfan4 wrote:Dude...hi TNS! I wish I could tag people like on facebook. Boni, Cladam41, MrPoopFarts69, hahahahahaha thats all I remember. I mixed vodka with hot cider, is that gross? If it is..."ewwww" if it aint..."yum!!"
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I drank about half a massive bottle of Jack Daniels today My friends made me drink salt water to be sick and my parents weren't too please, but it was still pretty cool
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I'm disappointed in you. Learn to hold your booze.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I drank about half a massive bottle of Jack Daniels today My friends made me drink salt water to be sick and my parents weren't too please, but it was still pretty cool
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And don't drink Jack Daniels, there's so much better whisket out there to a better prize.Boni Boy Blue wrote:I'm disappointed in you. Learn to hold your booze.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I drank about half a massive bottle of Jack Daniels today My friends made me drink salt water to be sick and my parents weren't too please, but it was still pretty cool