The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you
Start slacking off now!
Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.
I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.
The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you
Start slacking off now!
Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.
I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.
I would absolutely love to have you as a news poster, if you're interested, one of the spots is yours.
I'll be accepting applications for a few more days.
The Witness wrote:dizzy when i grow up i wanna be like you
Start slacking off now!
Wait, so let me get this straight. TNS needs a new, dedicated, hard-working, on the ball newsposter. You apply and later your advice to someone who wants to be like you is to "start slacking off"? Come on man, this is not how you apply for a job.
I nominate Heather. I'd nominate myself too if I knew where to search for news. But it's not really my forte.
I would absolutely love to have you as a news poster, if you're interested, one of the spots is yours.
I'll be accepting applications for a few more days.
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.
ahhh i hate my life
I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.
ahhh i hate my life
I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.
ahhh i hate my life
I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.
ahhh i hate my life
I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz
Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol
"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \
Jordan wrote:I should add that if you want to be a news poster, you should prove that you know how to use proper spelling and grammar. The slang that most of you use on the forum will not fly on the main page.
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.
ahhh i hate my life
I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz
Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol
"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \
The Witness wrote:
I can use proper grammar. I really want this job I would be so happy if you picked me.
hahaha, FAIL.
"I really want this job" and "I would be so happy if you picked me" are two different sentences.
Your fail hahah thats why they were seperated with a period too show that the sentences are seperated
Read your post, there is not one there, fucktard.
ahhh i hate my life
I believe it's supposed to be "you're" and not "your" too. Though I'm probably wrong. lol
and "to" should be with one "o", not two, lulz
Holy Fucking Shit I suck at spelling okay? Lol
"Holy" is the only word that should be capitalized in that sentence. Just because they are swear words doesn't mean they get capitalized. \
lulz
Dude I hate you so much lul
There should be a comma after "dude".
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