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I never said I was sad, but it's kinda funny cos my dad says i drink like him, we can't stand to have a glass in our hands, so we drink pretty quickly, i dunno genetics I guessSickofEveryone wrote:Sad but trueDruska wrote:lol so true
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Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsiveSickofEveryone wrote:I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quicklySickofEveryone wrote:Sad but trueDruska wrote:lol so true
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?
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Well that's unfortunate I have so many, but the main ones that stand out are probably when I downed nearly a whole big bottle of Jack after school and was still drunk for biology the next day, on Saturday my friend was dared to give me a blowjob but due to my drunkenness I was unable to ummm... Rise to the challenge, and so after 10 minutes of trying everything I knew, she was presented with a flaccid penis which she then quickly spat out (then the chair leg prodding story begins), there's loads when I went to my friend's caravan in the Summer like when I was drunkenly playing darts Although I think I may have posted this already, but who cares?SickofEveryone wrote:Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsiveSickofEveryone wrote:I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quicklySickofEveryone wrote:Sad but trueDruska wrote:lol so true
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?
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i live in walking distance from a Sam Ash and a Guitar CenterSickofEveryone wrote:Nice! Sounds awesome! I wish Sam Ash was out where I lived, all I got is Guitar Center, but that's miles away. lolcladam41 wrote:lol ,really? the workers at Sam Ash and Guitar Center know me by name...They all like to jam with me somtimes its pretty cool.SickofEveryone wrote:The workers probably hate me since I never buy anything, only play everythingcladam41 wrote:I was there too today. I do the same thingSickofEveryone wrote:I love going to Guitar Center, had a great time playing everything.
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That's like... pre-school level.blackhawk1105 wrote:
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Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Well that's unfortunate I have so many, but the main ones that stand out are probably when I downed nearly a whole big bottle of Jack after school and was still drunk for biology the next day, on Saturday my friend was dared to give me a blowjob but due to my drunkenness I was unable to ummm... Rise to the challenge, and so after 10 minutes of trying everything I knew, she was presented with a flaccid penis which she then quickly spat out (then the chair leg prodding story begins), there's loads when I went to my friend's caravan in the Summer like when I was drunkenly playing darts Although I think I may have posted this already, but who cares?SickofEveryone wrote:Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsiveSickofEveryone wrote:I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quicklySickofEveryone wrote:Sad but trueDruska wrote:lol so true
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?
Hahaha,lucky! Very interesting stories! Hahaha, man you total fucked up with the darts!
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Lucky bastard!cladam41 wrote:i live in walking distance from a Sam Ash and a Guitar CenterSickofEveryone wrote:Nice! Sounds awesome! I wish Sam Ash was out where I lived, all I got is Guitar Center, but that's miles away. lolcladam41 wrote:lol ,really? the workers at Sam Ash and Guitar Center know me by name...They all like to jam with me somtimes its pretty cool.SickofEveryone wrote:The workers probably hate me since I never buy anything, only play everythingcladam41 wrote:I was there too today. I do the same thingSickofEveryone wrote:I love going to Guitar Center, had a great time playing everything.
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I know, I can't believe I was gonna throw it at the woman in front I'm just glad we managed to capture such a beautiful moment on camera I loved Matt's reaction 'OH MY CHRIST!'SickofEveryone wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Well that's unfortunate I have so many, but the main ones that stand out are probably when I downed nearly a whole big bottle of Jack after school and was still drunk for biology the next day, on Saturday my friend was dared to give me a blowjob but due to my drunkenness I was unable to ummm... Rise to the challenge, and so after 10 minutes of trying everything I knew, she was presented with a flaccid penis which she then quickly spat out (then the chair leg prodding story begins), there's loads when I went to my friend's caravan in the Summer like when I was drunkenly playing darts Although I think I may have posted this already, but who cares?SickofEveryone wrote:Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsiveSickofEveryone wrote:I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quicklySickofEveryone wrote:Sad but trueDruska wrote:lol so true
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?
Hahaha,lucky! Very interesting stories! Hahaha, man you total fucked up with the darts!
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Too true brutha!
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Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Too true brutha!
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even I know the answer to that question and I suck at mathsblackhawk1105 wrote:
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It's not maths. It's common sense. America traded it for their independence. Bad move guys.Druska wrote:I even I know the answer to that question and I suck at mathsblackhawk1105 wrote:
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there needs to be laws that prohibit these people from reproducing.
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Words cannot express how much I deeply despise my cell phone. That sack of shit couldn't hold a charge if I hooked it up to a bolt of lightning!! What a piece of shit I fucking need a new phone!! >:(
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Of course it wouldn't. Lightning would fry it. Duh.sumfan4 wrote:Words cannot express how much I deeply despise my cell phone. That sack of shit couldn't hold a charge if I hooked it up to a bolt of lightning!! What a piece of shit I fucking need a new phone!! >:(
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This is awesome . ^2712 wrote:there needs to be laws that prohibit these people from reproducing.