We all know some d-bags...this is a song i wrote about i d-bag i know...
Drivin down the road
Not even fast enough
To hit the speed limit
But I still think I’m pretty tough
Riding in my go cart
Cruising by the pond
Think I’m badass
Because I ran through the neighbor’s lawn
My truck is a piece of shit
Made in 1901
But I’m still cool
Because I’m rocking an air soft gun
All the girls like me
And I like to ride my bike
Turns out my ex girlfriend
Ended up being a dyke
I ain’t no redneck
Even though I listen to
All the country music in the world
I think I’m punk fool
Because I know the words
To a bloodhound gang song
And I have never seen
A girl wearing a thong (except my mom)
I take crappy pictures
And I make shitty videos
But one day I’ll own
Every one of your hoes
My cell phone is ghetto
So I think I am too
And I can’t play the bass
But I’m still cool
I straightened my hair once
To see what it was like
Now I listen to Prince
And took the seat off of my bike
I still ride it
Every single day
Just so everyone will know
That I am gay
This ones about a complete d-bag
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This ones about a complete d-bag
All that I need is time for me to breathe. Dream little dreams that only I believe. Now that I see beyond the light, I'm gonna be, I'll be alright.
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Re: This ones about a complete d-bag
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
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Re: This ones about a complete d-bag
pretty good. i like it. songs are a good way to release your anger.
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Re: This ones about a complete d-bag
CIRCUITzach wrote:pretty good. i like it. songs are a good way to release your anger.
thanks!
and yeah thats totally true
All that I need is time for me to breathe. Dream little dreams that only I believe. Now that I see beyond the light, I'm gonna be, I'll be alright.
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Re: This ones about a complete d-bag
hahahaha really funny. I liked
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Re: This ones about a complete d-bag
hah I thought this was going go be a rip off of A.N.I.C. when I clicked this funny stuff