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First date gah!
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Re: First date gah!
Shove pizza down your pants and ask if she's hungry.
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could've seen this thread bein a joke toward me a mile away
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Re: First date gah!
shave your cock.
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Re: First date gah!
for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
she wants to see me again =)
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Re: First date gah!
sccccccccooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeShiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
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i think she was just being polite..Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
JAY KAY.
then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
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wut suggestions....Janet wrote:i think she was just being polite..Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
JAY KAY.
then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
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Re: First date gah!
you guys both blasted....?Shiv wrote:wut suggestions....Janet wrote:i think she was just being polite..Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
JAY KAY.
then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
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.....noGot Nuts? wrote:you guys both blasted....?Shiv wrote:wut suggestions....Janet wrote:i think she was just being polite..Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
JAY KAY.
then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
yesh not every girl sexes on the first date
i think i actually got a classy lady =)
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Re: First date gah!
thats what I said about Janet after our first date, then on the second date...well, it's too rude to publish on the internet, I'll get arrested.Shiv wrote:.....noGot Nuts? wrote:you guys both blasted....?Shiv wrote:wut suggestions....Janet wrote:i think she was just being polite..Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
JAY KAY.
then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
yesh not every girl sexes on the first date
i think i actually got a classy lady =)
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oooooo, you have handcuffs?!Janet wrote:by me.bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
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Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closetbobbyjames wrote:oooooo, you have handcuffs?!Janet wrote:by me.bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
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come in my room in your uniform and I'll tell youJanet wrote:Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closetbobbyjames wrote:oooooo, you have handcuffs?!Janet wrote:by me.bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
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i might have to confiscate your PS3 for further investigation, lolbobbyjames wrote:come in my room in your uniform and I'll tell youJanet wrote:Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closetbobbyjames wrote:oooooo, you have handcuffs?!Janet wrote:by me.bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT HAPPENING!Janet wrote:i might have to confiscate your PS3 for further investigation, lolbobbyjames wrote:come in my room in your uniform and I'll tell youJanet wrote:Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closetbobbyjames wrote:oooooo, you have handcuffs?!Janet wrote:by me.bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
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kk, expect an FBI van in front of your house within a half an hour ;)bobbyjames wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YES PLEASE!
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if your in the van, I wouldn't mindJanet wrote:kk, expect an FBI van in front of your house within a half an hour ;)bobbyjames wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YES PLEASE!
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Well of course it's me, silly, plus 3 very muscular male FBI agents to assist your arrest, but from what i've seen, you wouldn't mind that as well, lolbobbyjames wrote:if your in the van, I wouldn't mindJanet wrote:kk, expect an FBI van in front of your house within a half an hour ;)bobbyjames wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YES PLEASE!