Avril Lavigne

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umm thanks, that's it I guess. :D
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Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

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Deryck watched the video, took a look at his new girlfriend, and watched the video again. And again
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Jeremy Kill wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

BRB, off to take a cold shower.
Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.
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Tyler. wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

BRB, off to take a cold shower.
Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.
Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
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Emil wrote:
Tyler. wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.

BRB, off to take a cold shower.
Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.
Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.
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Jeremy Kill wrote:
Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.
Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.
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Emil wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.
Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.
pretty much like fucking a taller dude i suppose, wait no nevermind, it's not the same
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Druska wrote:
Emil wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.
Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.
pretty much like fucking a taller dude i suppose, wait no nevermind, it's not the same
Well fortunatly for me i have no experience in that area. Nor do i wish to.
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Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.

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HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
What are you talking about? AND WHY?
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TomiT14 wrote:
HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
What are you talking about? AND WHY?
Stuff that everybody might not think about. :2cool4u:
You?

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HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths :2cool4u:

Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.

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Banging a taller girl is almost inevitable for me..
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So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107

Interesting..
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TomiT14 wrote:So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107

Interesting..
hothothothothothothot
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Nice

I will now follow Avril news more closely
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blackhawk1105 wrote:
TomiT14 wrote:So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107

Interesting..
hothothothothothothot
What the fuck...?!
Craziest shit ever lulz.

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Please God, if there is a God, let this be true.
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Oh yes, let it be true.
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