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I'm not even sure I still clasify as a noob...

Oh well.

This thread is filled with confused little noobs looking for a mommy or daddy. Go noobnap one or something.

-ahem- Do to my terrible memory, I can't remember who adopted me, but whoever you are, Phili has decided that it's absolutely necessary that you disown me, since we are destined to be a mother/noob pair. O..k... that sounded weird. But you get the basic idea. Sooo I need permission to be disowned by...

I think it would be totally awesome to swallow a bomb and like, explode or something.

...I sound like a terrorist.

There was a chipmunk in my house once. I got scared, so I spent the day sitting on top of a kitchen table screaming every time I heard the slightest unnatural movement.

I have my mother's courage. :|

That's one comfy rock...

Meh. On a scale of 1-10 you're probably about a 2.

^Maybe it's about his anger toward his dad.

:(:(:( I'm sorry.

I haven't noticed any comparisions in the first place, soooo *leaves*

I want to know Phili's theory.

REALLY horny guys.

If we knew Deryck's dad's name and picture, he woulnd't be such a mystery.

58. You've already had anal sex with Cone.

LOL omg wtf?

^...

Righty then!

36. You're making a list of top 1,000 reasons you're a Sum 41 freak.

I have a feeling there'll be black trench coats. Yes, definitely black trench coats.

There is way too much testosterone in this place.

CELLINO AND BARNES!

Cellino is back, and he shaved his unibrow, so now instead of having extra hair in the middle, his eyebrows are just four times the size of the average eyebrow. And he has a freaky tan. Barnes has always been scary. Child molester.